My Sincerest Apology

I need to come clean to my readers and the world.  For the past few months I have been telling people that the Kroger and/or Target generic version of the frozen California Pizza Kitchen pizza is just as good as the original.  This is simply not true.  

I had the CPK 4 cheese tonight and it was so legit.  Cooking at the recommended time and temperature produced the perfect amount of crispness in the crust and brown spots on parts of the cheese.  There are two types of mozzarella involved, one of which is placed in one inch circular patterns throughout the pizza, so each slice has one bite with a loaded mozz surprise.  

I could go on and on, but I just recommend you go get one and enjoy it for yourself.  I do not know what I was thinking spreading those lies.  I guess I was just trying to have a "unique take" or something.  Maybe I was trying to be a pizza hipster.  Whatever the case, I made an absolute ass of myself and for that I apologize.