MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND GET JACKED!
1) March 15th: Selection Sunday
Find out the path for your favorite college basketball team (or if they have one). Plus, this means no more in-game Joe Lanardi predictions such as "if x team can hang on to beat y team it will help x team's tournament seeding and hurt Y team's resume". Even for fans of teams on the outside looking in, this is a fantastic thing.
2) March 19th-20th: Round 1 of the NCAA tournament (I know this is now technically round 2, but that is absurd and this is an upbeat post)
I hope I do not have to explain why this is fantastic. For God's sake, men get vasectomies so they can watch basketball all day and night instead of working.
3) March 23rd- Oberon Release
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| Summer in a bottle |
4) MLB Opening Day AND The NCAA Men's Basketball National Championship Game
Crack a few Oberons and watch baseball all day, yeah that sounds like a hell of a plan. Then, after you have had enough Oberons to stomach it, watch (in all likelihood) those Wildcats cut down the nets. At least it will make my family and friends that are UK fans happy...this is what I am telling myself anyway.
5) April 9-12: The Masters
Watch as golf's greatest (except maybe Tiger) compete for the year's first major. There is an added bonus if you are into slow motion zoom-ins on blossoming trees accompanied by pleasant piano music.
6) April 30- May 2: The NFL Draft
This is for all of you "football only" types. Feel free to "grade"(on the fly) the selections made by professionals with decades of experience who have invested countless hours researching the players. If DeVante and Teddy are reunited, be prepared for the jacked meter to explode.
7) May 2: The Kentucky Derby
*Insert Hunter S. Thompson Quote*
8) THE GREATEST SUMMER SOUNDTRACK EVER:
Mumford and Sons "Wilder Mind"- May 4th
Brandon Flowers "The Desired Effect- May 18
Florence and The Machine "How Big How Blue How Beautiful"- June 2
5) April 9-12: The Masters
Watch as golf's greatest (except maybe Tiger) compete for the year's first major. There is an added bonus if you are into slow motion zoom-ins on blossoming trees accompanied by pleasant piano music.
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| They play golf too! |
6) April 30- May 2: The NFL Draft
This is for all of you "football only" types. Feel free to "grade"(on the fly) the selections made by professionals with decades of experience who have invested countless hours researching the players. If DeVante and Teddy are reunited, be prepared for the jacked meter to explode.
7) May 2: The Kentucky Derby
*Insert Hunter S. Thompson Quote*
8) THE GREATEST SUMMER SOUNDTRACK EVER:
Mumford and Sons "Wilder Mind"- May 4th
Brandon Flowers "The Desired Effect- May 18
Florence and The Machine "How Big How Blue How Beautiful"- June 2
Nate Ruess Yet To Be Named Solo Album- TBD Summer 2015
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